Results or rather, my favorites:

Chelsea is a different breed of presidential daughter

Chelsea is a district of London

(my favorite so far) Chelsea is kind of the Valhalla for wealthy gay men

Chelsea is a physic garden

Chelsea is the new art nexus

Chelsea is crucial to the family's balance

(another favorite) Chelsea is missing and wonder if she is with Max

Chelsea is definitely a temple of culture

Chelsea is guilty of illegally tapping up Frank (who is frank?? and what is tapping??)

Chelsea is extraordinary

Chelsea is the Champion! (with an exclamation point!!!)

Chelsea is first in her class (haha I wish)

Chelsea is a hottie (well dur)

Chelsea is invincible

Chelsea is a grown woman carrying baggage from her childhood

Chelsea is asleep (that's why she's updating her LJ at 3:30 in the morning...)

Chelsea is internationally recognized as the heart of New York's gay
community

Chelsea is once again evolving

Chelsea is taking down Toby (our little furry moose) from his usual place (i want a furry little moose)

Chelsea is offered a $100000 job (yes please!)

Chelsea is an attractive young woman (why thanks)

Chelsea is old enough to fly!

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